By Reid Cherner, USA TODAY

Everybody has a fish story. Most are exaggerated. Jim Abernethy has film of his.

The shark expert was shooting underwater video of a blue marlin when he got a surprise visit from a 600-pound mako shark.

The diver's reaction is priceless as is NSFW language when he surfaces.

"We need a bigger boat" might have come to my mind.

(Thanks to DrGuyHarvey and Generation Y Sports for the video tip)

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