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NFL super agent Drew Rosenhaus has been spending the offseason wrestling creatures of the sea because that's what super agents do, apparently.
After snagging a shark with a fishing rod, Rosenhaus jumps into the water (equipped with a snorkel and flippers) and grabs the wild animal by the tail. Responsibly, Rosenhaus' crewmen taped the incident.
Irresponsibly, Rosenhaus' crewmen don't understand how to shoot video properly with an iPhone.
In past experiences with common sense and Shark Week, grabbing a shark by the tail does not seem like a good decision. A creature in danger is prone to violent self-defense and likely has no qualms with ripping apart the limbs of any man, including someone willing to represent Terrell Owens.
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