Hall of Fame pitcher and current Astros executive Nolan Ryan threw out the first pitch before the team's season-opening win over the Yankees on Tuesday.
It did not go well.
Even in his best years, Ryan never had great control. He's the all-time Major League leader in strikeouts, but also the all-time Major League leader in walks.
Still, I'm going to go ahead and assume there was some invisible right-handed batter that had it coming. I'm not here to insult Nolan Ryan, since he could definitely still beat the tar out of me even if he's more than twice my age.