'We're all past high school age,' she says.
It's just so, well, mean: The Plastics won't be parading around together again after all, at least not on the big screen. Tina Fey has shot down the rumor, floated by Lindsay Lohan, of a Mean Girlssequel.
Fey and Lohan teased fans with their twin appearance in February on the premiere episode of Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show.
"We did that bit with Jimmy, and I said to her, 'Oh, I think someone may call us about doing some kind of reunion because next month is the tenth anniversary of the movie,' " Fey told Access Hollywood the other day. "And so really… if everyone's around we might try to do some kind of like panel discussion. But it's not like — it's not another movie. At most it would be like a panel discussion with a plate of hot wings.
"No, it's definitely not a movie," Fey reiterated. "It's just the anniversary is coming up, so everybody get your pink shirts. It's been 10 years. You can tell when you look at me. It's been 10 years."
Extra got the same response. "We're going to see if there's any way to get everyone together, but not a movie, sadly," Fey said. "We're all past high school age."
But wouldn't a parody of Plastics-as-parents be so — fetch?