BOULDER, Colo. - A father addressed the boys who will one day date his daughter during the 2014 College Unions Poetry Slam Invitational last month.
Jesse Parent begins his powerful message begins with "To the boys who may one day date my daughter: I have been waiting for you."
He goes on to say that he has been training to kill the boys before she was ever born. His slam poetry is recited in an amusing way, and he adds that the boys cannot catch up to him at this point.
"If you break her heart, I will hear it snap with the ear I pressed against her mother's belly. The elbow I cradled her head in will send a message to my fists, my cheeks are in tune to her lips. I will know if they tremble," said Parent.
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