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KSDK – In some circles, comedian Jim Gaffigan is nothing short of an oracle.

To truly understand his wit and wisdom, one needs to look no farther than his Twitter feed. See some of his best gems below. And to be totally immersed in the wonder that is Gaffigan, be sure to watch him tonight on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon at 10:30 p.m. on NewsChannel 5. Cameron Diaz and Future will also be there.

ON CULINARY DELICACIES...

Whoa… Sloppy Joe-ception

ON PARENTING...

ON TODDLERS...

Golf clap, Jim Gaffigan, for saying what all of us are thinking

ON GRIM REALITIES...

You and me both, buddy.

ON MUSIC...

Oh Jim… obsessed with "Frozen" just like the rest of us.

ON PHYSICAL ACTIVITY...

PREACH IT.

ON MORTALITY...

He's so deep.

ON CULTURAL DIVERSITY...

This actually sounds terrible.

ON CAKE...

Seems logical…

ON CHEESE

ON THE INTERSECTION OF HEALTHY EATING AND FASHION...

ON STEAK SAUCE...

This might actually be true…

ON DECENCY...

ON INNOVATION...

Best. Steakhouse. Ever.

ON GEOGRAPHY...

Possibly the truest statement ever about DIA.

ON OLYMPIC SPORTING EVENTS...

Not soon enough!

ON THE INTERWEBS...

Thank God you're not one of them, Jim. You rock.

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