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We're not even sure where to start as we review Shia LaBeouf's crazy "disruption" Thursday night that led to his arrest at the Broadway show Cabaret.

Oh, yes, we are.

He was spanking random people.

LaBeouf was "slapping random strangers on the rear end," according to reports.

He was spitting.

Police had to put a face mask on him, according to the Post.

He reeked.

That's the way the Daily Newsdescribed him: He "reeked as if he hadn't showered in days."

He used a homophobic slur.

The New York Postreports that LaBeouf ranted at cops: "I have millions and millions of dollars and attorneys. I'm going to ruin your career." Then he allegedly uttered the same word Jonah Hill recently used.

He was smoking in the theater.

He was crying as he was taken away.

Just saw Shia LaBeouf in handcuffs in tears surrounded by 6 police officers outside of CABARET the musical. Oh New York, u is a crazy bitch—
Benj Pasek (@benjpasek) June 27, 2014

He dropped some f-bombs.

At the theater as police surrounded him, the Daily Newsreports that he said, "F— you. I will f— you up."

A fuzzy Instagram shot of Shia in handcuffs:

LaBeouf was charged with disorderly conduct and criminal trespass.

He was held overnight by police.

His actions prompted this Billy Eichner confession:

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