There's a vigilante afoot in the otherwise genteel Hamptons, a cloak-and-dagger denizen fighting stealthily for truth, justice and the Kardashian-free way.
Someone is slapping stickers around town emblazoned with the faces of Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, a red-lined circle striking through their smiles, the rallying cry "#NODASH" emblazoned up top. (Those two sisters are out on the East End shooting their show.)
Of course, we're not sure that defacing public property with the very sight of those causing fancy beach blight is the solution to the scourge. But we applaud the creative, clandestine efforts of this savoir of sanctified sand, whomever he or she is…
(Kudos to TMZ, for a sweet, summertime scoop.)